i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.
also, destroy the idea that we should only pursue dreams if they are likely to give you status in this capitalist piece-of-shit society.
I’m not saying you shouldn’t major in 18th century French literature, I’m just saying you should also major in something that will pay off that crippling student debt.
do you ever stop to take a selfie and think, “which filter will make dad come back?”
This hits a bit close. I keep thinking about what I could have done to save him. Forced him to go to the hospital sooner when it was treatable. Helped out with removing the old furnace that gave him the fungal infection in his lungs so he wouldn’t have to be near it.
I lost my father on the 10th. September 10th, 2014. Goddammit I miss him. He was 57. Not 90. Not even 80. Fifty fucking seven. I miss him. I just want my dad back.
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
this was me and my twin prom night
thank you for the text post
another year, another disappointment
Why are you wearing the same clothes??
I haven’t moved in a year
You’re still hot as fuck. How in the hell do you look that good if you’re lazy?
Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.
Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:
But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:
And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.
thick thighs crush skulls
I think I’ve seen a porno with her in it.