ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'
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I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
holy shit you’re really doing it
Find us all. Assemble your army. Conquer the world. After Doctor Who, though.
Street magicians. Great at pissing off cops. Not so great about affording a car.
there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”
As a matter of fact, there is. I’m Irish. We stole John from the English. But there was a wee hiccup. Ever try to pronounce John while hammered? Now let’s say your wife gives birth. Your drunk ass gets to pick the name. You try to sound it out while you spell it. There ya go.
Same with Seamus (Shay-mus.) It’s just a drunk Irish version of James.
Sean is how you spell it the Irish way. So’s they know you was drunk when ya named your lad.
see, that’s gun control
you don’t take away a person’s right to bear arms
you take away a person’s ability to abuse their arms
i mean it’s high maintenance but i really think it’d be worth it if it saves lives
Miko! There’s someone in our house! He has a knife!
Don’t worry, love. I’ll just get my gun. 32 to the right, 14 left, 6 right. Ok, now for the ammo. 54 to the… Oh, I’ve been stabbed 86 times. Damn.
Idiots on the internet: supporting laws about things they have literally never seen in person or touched because it sounds good in their heads. Like, “I can TOTALLY pay off this credit card in, like, a month.”
isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?
yeah there legit is that’s 100% true
Oh my god