If it wasn’t for him being a attempted murderer they would be a cute couple
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper…
And yet this sums up how many women actually seem to view men.
"Yeah, he’s a drug dealer and has warrants, but he’s HOT."
No, he’s a drug dealer and is wanted by the cops. He probably isn’t daddy material.
Leonardo DiCaprio after loosing to Matthew McConaughey
it’s Jonah hill’s eye twitch that gets me
I’m pretty sure everyone’s eye twitched at that point. And I’m simultaneously pretty sure we all know that the judges hate DiCaprio for some reason. He probably fucked all their wives and sisters.
One time my super religious aunt came to visit and gave me a blessed cross since I’m an atheist and she thinks she can convert me.
I picked it up and immediately dropped it screaming “IT BURNS! IT BURNS US!”
She was super pissed off at me and my dad came in to see what the commotion was, picked up the cross and did THE EXACT SAME THING!
My aunt doesn’t visit anymore.
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
"Retarded/bro/shirtless pic/domestically violent, straight male."
I start conversations a bit differently. Usually with, “Hi, I’m XXXX. How’s your day?”
A random stranger introducing themselves and showing interest in how your day went.
It’s not fucking rocket science.
imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along
You mean like Bioshock: Infinite?