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zethie:

rougeoctobre:

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

also, destroy the idea that we should only pursue dreams if they are likely to give you status in this capitalist piece-of-shit society.

I’m not saying you shouldn’t major in 18th century French literature, I’m just saying you should also major in something that will pay off that crippling student debt.

(Source: poppunk-babe, via orgasmic-humor)

spork:

do you ever stop to take a selfie and think, “which filter will make dad come back?”

This hits a bit close. I keep thinking about what I could have done to save him. Forced him to go to the hospital sooner when it was treatable. Helped out with removing the old furnace that gave him the fungal infection in his lungs so he wouldn’t have to be near it.

I lost my father on the 10th. September 10th, 2014. Goddammit I miss him. He was 57. Not 90. Not even 80. Fifty fucking seven. I miss him. I just want my dad back.

(via notchicken)

notchicken:

terranullius-andthestolengen:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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Why are you wearing the same clothes??

I haven’t moved in a year

You’re still hot as fuck. How in the hell do you look that good if you’re lazy?

(via itsstuckyinmyhead)

memeking69:

nearly had it andy

Toronto, London, Berlin, Moscow, Beijing, Hong Kong, Flint (Michigan), Greenwood (Indiana), Phoenix (Arizona)…

(via orgasmic-humor)

davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open

I see some potential for a lawsuit.

(via orgasmic-humor)

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

(Source: theblackrichardcurtis, via itsstuckyinmyhead)

reverseracists:

can someone put Joan rivers in a nursing home already


Too late

reverseracists:

can someone put Joan rivers in a nursing home already

Too late

(Source: huntygatherer, via orgasmic-humor)

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

My dad died September 10th, 2014 at 12:22am.

(via luniebelle)

jeremy-ruiner:

You deserve it for using bing.

Richard Parker state farm
Richard Parker Samoan songs

Wat

(Source: peterprker, via orgasmic-humor)

Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.

blondesquats:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:

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But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:

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And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

thick thighs crush skulls

I think I’ve seen a porno with her in it.

(via orgasmic-humor)

catbountry:

fafafixit:

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things were never the same for gene after that

I missed this.

(via itsstuckyinmyhead)

fromthemiddleoftheocean:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

fromthemiddleoftheocean:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

(via orgasmic-humor)