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The feeling you get as the car door is shutting and you realize, at that precise moment, that the keys are still in the ignition.

The feeling you get as the car door is shutting and you realize, at that precise moment, that the keys are still in the ignition.

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Because calling 11 year olds ‘bitches’ is the grown-up thing to do.

Because calling 11 year olds ‘bitches’ is the grown-up thing to do.

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Army

Just swore into the Army. Shipping out in September to start training as a Combat Engineer.

iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

flowerpixies:

urbancatfitters:

heeheehaahaahoohoo:

in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.

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we´ve been found out

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tastefullyoffensive: Harry Spider [via] Seriously? Harry Spider? THAT’S what this reminded you of, you goddamned kid? THAT’S FUCKING BATSPIDER, RIGHT THERE. YOU SHOW SOME RESPECT.

tastefullyoffensive:

Harry Spider

[via]

Seriously? Harry Spider? THAT’S what this reminded you of, you goddamned kid?


THAT’S FUCKING BATSPIDER, RIGHT THERE. YOU SHOW SOME RESPECT.

allkillernofiller: HWAHT THE FUCK I STHIS OH MY FUCKING GOD IMC RYIHNG That is what you see in the moments just before you die.

allkillernofiller:

HWAHT THE FUCK I STHIS OH MY FUCKING GOD IMC RYIHNG

That is what you see in the moments just before you die.

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tastefullyoffensive: Get it together, NASA.[via] THEY FUCKING STARTED IT. Be happy we managed to draw a dick at all. Do you have any idea how hard it is to drive a car with 8 minute lag?

tastefullyoffensive:

Get it together, NASA.

[via]

THEY FUCKING STARTED IT. Be happy we managed to draw a dick at all. Do you have any idea how hard it is to drive a car with 8 minute lag?

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That’s cheating. THE POWER OF THE SPOON CANNOT BE IGNORED.

That’s cheating. THE POWER OF THE SPOON CANNOT BE IGNORED.

psy-che-del-ic: liberatingreality: This may be the most powerfully accurate image I’ve ever seen in my life. wow Freedom is free. You simply have to keep it instead of giving it away.

psy-che-del-ic:

liberatingreality:

This may be the most powerfully accurate image I’ve ever seen in my life.

wow

Freedom is free. You simply have to keep it instead of giving it away.

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tastefullyoffensive: “Don’t drive too fast or someone might think you’re… up to something.”[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

“Don’t drive too fast or someone might think you’re… up to something.”

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mendox: this is the coolest picture on tumblr.  7. Counting

mendox:

this is the coolest picture on tumblr. 

7. Counting

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