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porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

(via orgasmic-humor)

ATTENTION

madvlogz:

savanaugh:

souleaterunlimited:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance 

good.

holy shit you’re really doing it

Find us all. Assemble your army. Conquer the world. After Doctor Who, though.

(via itsstuckyinmyhead)

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

Visiting YahooAnswers because can’t afford doctor

(via orgasmic-humor)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

image

only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

(Source: bauks, via greenandpurplesharpies)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

British Tumblr Posts photoset #2

Want to see more country Photosets?

American Photoset #1 

(via orgasmic-humor)

Haha he thought stole a real iPad but he got a fake one. That’s good.

Haha he thought stole a real iPad but he got a fake one. That’s good.

(Source: mallomallo, via orgasmic-humor)

Street magicians. Great at pissing off cops. Not so great about affording a car.

Street magicians. Great at pissing off cops. Not so great about affording a car.

(via orgasmic-humor)

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

As a matter of fact, there is. I’m Irish. We stole John from the English. But there was a wee hiccup. Ever try to pronounce John while hammered? Now let’s say your wife gives birth. Your drunk ass gets to pick the name. You try to sound it out while you spell it. There ya go.

Same with Seamus (Shay-mus.) It’s just a drunk Irish version of James.

Sean is how you spell it the Irish way. So’s they know you was drunk when ya named your lad.

(via orgasmic-humor)

iamthechinigan:

cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

*slow clap*

(via orgasmic-humor)

justdonetbh:

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

image

100% accurate

This morning. And I pegged the doorway to the bathroom like a linebacker on full charge.

(via orgasmic-humor)

“To get a gun in Japan, first, you have to attend an all-day class and pass a written test, which are held only once per month. You also must take and pass a shooting range class. Then, head over to a hospital for a mental test and drug test (Japan is unusual in that potential gun owners must affirmatively prove their mental fitness), which you’ll file with the police. Finally, pass a rigorous background check for any criminal record or association with criminal or extremist groups, and you will be the proud new owner of your shotgun or air rifle. Just don’t forget to provide police with documentation on the specific location of the gun in your home, as well as the ammo, both of which must be locked and stored separately. And remember to have the police inspect the gun once per year and to re-take the class and exam every three years.”

A Land Without Guns: How Japan Has Virtually Eliminated Shooting Deaths (via buttension)

see, that’s gun control
you don’t take away a person’s right to bear arms
you take away a person’s ability to abuse their arms
i mean it’s high maintenance but i really think it’d be worth it if it saves lives  

(via vintagedressesandavocados)

Miko! There’s someone in our house! He has a knife!

Don’t worry, love. I’ll just get my gun. 32 to the right, 14 left, 6 right. Ok, now for the ammo. 54 to the… Oh, I’ve been stabbed 86 times. Damn.


Idiots on the internet: supporting laws about things they have literally never seen in person or touched because it sounds good in their heads. Like, “I can TOTALLY pay off this credit card in, like, a month.”

(Source: lauraolin, via orgasmic-humor)

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

(Source: the-inspired-lesbian, via orgasmic-humor)